KOKOMO

THE ONLY SONG IN THE WORLD THAT WILL PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE GUARANTEE! IF I'M SAD IT MAKES ME HAPPY, IF I'M HAPPY IT MAKES ME WANT TO SKIP DOWN THE STREET SCREAMING OUT KOKOMO.
THATS WHERE I WANT TO GO, TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.

THE BEACH BOYS, SO INCREDIBLE.


IF I GET A DOG ONE DAY, I SHALL NAME HIM KOKOMO.

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Lateral Thinking.

I can't get lost if I don't where I am.

B.

FINALLY BACK!

1. NEW COMPUTER
2. THE FUCKING INTERNET
3. MY MENTALITY, ALTHOUGH IT NEVER REALLY WENT ANYWHERE. JUST TO MELBOURNE I GUESS
4. TOO MUCH SPARE TIME IN CLASS (due to the lack of people who speak english as a first language i have stupid classes)
5. BACK TO COMMITTING THE LASH, FUCK YOU BITCHES AND YOU'RE HUGE GASH, YOUR CASH WON'T BUY YOU A SENSE OF REALISM. YOU'RE LIVING A LIE, YOUR'E DELUSIONAL, A WASTE OF TIME AND NOT EVEN WORTH THE COST OF A 99 CENT LIME.
6. GET SOME PEPTO BISMOL HOE!

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YES AND NO.

CURRENTLY SOME MORE USELESS SHIT I'M LIKING AND HATING.

YES YES YES!
1. CHILLI GARLIC OLIVES & PRESHAFRUIT JUICE.
2. THROWING AWAY USELESS SHIT AND GETTING BETTER SHIT.
3. SAVING CASH MONEY, EARNING MORE CASH MONEY.
4. NEW MCQUEEN.
5. 6AM YOGA, AS HECTIC AS IT IS.
6. MY CURRENT OBSESSION WITH MADMEN.
7. MORE SHOOTS, MORE EXPOSURE, YEAH MAG COVER!
8. RELOCATING TO MELBOURNE SOON (4TH OF MAY)
9. BEING ABLE TO WEAR REAL WINTER OUTFITS SOON.
10. NEW KITTENS, THEY'RE SUPER ADORABLE. EVEN MORE SO THAN THE GOLDEN GIRLS.

NO NO NO!
1. SHIT CUSTOMERS, SHIT PEOPLE WITH SHIT PROBLEMS.
2. PERTH.
3. WORK, WORK AND MORE WORK.
4. LIVING BACK WITH THE "FOLKS" OR "DEMONS" WHICH EVER YOU PREFER. I'D GO WITH DEMONS.
5. BROKEN RECORD PLAYER.
6. BEING SO BUSY I CAN'T SEE MY DARLINGS & MISSING MY LOVER.
7. AFL, ALWAYS A HATER ON THAT.
8. NOT HAVING MY OWN EMPIRE YET, SOON TO BE AND I MEAN SOON!
9. HAVING LAYBYS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DO THAT, OBVIOUSLY.
10. DIAS.

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T H I R S T Y ?

HOW ABOUT A NICE REFRESHING COLA? IT SEEMS TO ALWAYS MAKE THINGS BETTER! ENJOY THE CRISP TASTE GUZZLING DOWN YOUR THROAT, CLEAN YOUR PALATE, LET THOSE BUBBLES RUSH TO YOUR HEAD FOR THAT STRANGE SENSATION.
INTRODUCING THE NEW COCA-COLA LIGHT!

DOES KARL INSPIRE YOU, DO YOU WANT TO BE HIM? INSTEAD YOU CAN JUST DRINK HIM!
KARL-COLA & KARL FOR PRESIDENT!
ENJOY.

CRO-MAGS

TERRY'S SHIRT OF THE WEEK! GOOD SHIRT.

PEOPLE ARE SHIT.
GIVE ME A NEW ARM, OH AND MAYBE A BUNNY, PREFERABLY A WHITE LOP
THANKS.

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x

FRACTURE SIR.

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I FEEL LIKE I NEED A NEW HAND. HELP ME OUT, DO MY DISHES, FEED ME, CLEAN MY ROOM, CARRY MY HEAVY LAUNDRY TO GET WASHED, BE A GOOD FRIEND OR NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE JUST ATLEAST BE A FRIEND, GET SOME MANNERS, DON'T TALK SHIT, SUPPLY ME WITH CUTE TREATS, BE A DECENT HUMAN?
CAN YOU...
DIDN'T THINK SO!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH, FUCK YOU PERTH!

LOVE BILLIE

20/10 T O P T E N !

SO FAR....

YES!
.gin, ginger beer, lime and mint!
.Cam Diamond
.black leather
.the scent of my lover
.Alexander Wang
.Aesop
.good coffee
.amazing breakfast
.becks music box
.looking at hot babes

NO NO NO!
.ALEXANDER McQUEEN'S DEATH
.messy people and jerks
.king st cafe
.people not buying my things
.irrelevant information
.being stuck in perth longer than planned
.missing Mr Diamond
.spelling errors
.aussie hiphop
.not having expensive things i want

HURRY UP LIFE, I WANT IT TO BE AMAZING, NOT SHIT!

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L O N G L I V E M c Q U E E N !

ANALYSE THAT!
By Alexander McQueen.
“Analyse That!”… Analyse what? What are you talking about? It’s weird to say how life affects me — as this is my life — but we all have our ups and downs — the good times the not-so-good times. The good times for me are solitary - the time for me brain to take a break, have a cup of tea, and rethink and analyse the last few… “comments”… — “seasons”…? And to decide what direction me and my life should take. Maybe I should ask my life what it wants? Maybe me and my life should get to know each other. Imagine having to spend time with my life. Shit! Life can’t half complicate matters. Feeling like you’re on a road to nowhere, trying to stay on the right path and trying not to go down the wrong corridors of life, and trying to mend things thar aren’t broken — repeatedly hitting myself over and over… “must be better!”… “Got to come up with a new vision!”… “A new hologramm blah blah blah….”

Spring Summer 2010 Mens collection Alexander McQueen

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A B B E Y - L E E

SERIOUSLY, I'D HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

PHOTO BY MY FRIEND TERRY!(not actually real friends, i fucking wish)

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xo

S A N TA S A U R U S - R E X V S. ARRGGGGHH

KIDS SANTA ISN'T REAL, ALTHOUGH SANTASAURUS-REX IS A REAL SANTA LIKE DINOSAUR!
IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD OR BAD IT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS BEAST AT CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO END UP DEAD MEAT. BESIDES, IS CHRISTMAS MORE ENJOYABLE THE NEXT TIME? NO! THE OLDER YOU GET, THE WORSE IT BECOMES.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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LUNDBY

SO, LATELY ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS AMAZING DOLL HOUSE I WANT!
IT'S LIKE A MINI IKEA IN A MINI HOUSE, YOU CAN BUY GRANDPARENTS FOR YOUR HOUSE AND PLENTY MORE ACCESSORIES SUCH AS KITCHEN SETS, PETS LIKE BUNNIES IN A HUTCH, CUTE OUTDOOR SETTINGS, LIGHTS THAT ACTUALLY LIGHT UP, FURNITURE, ARTWORK AND EVEN TEENY-TINY FAMILIES AND MORE!
IT'S SO ADORABLE, A SMALL DREAM HOUSE.

COLLECTING ALL THE DIFFERENT ACCESSORIES AND MAKING MY LITTLE DREAM HOUSE PERFECT IS GOING TO BE MY NEXT BIG HOBBY I THINK!
I REALLY LIKE THE FACT THAT WHEN YOU BUY THE GRANDPARENTS FOR THIS SET THEY COME WITH GREYISH/WHITE HAIR, AND THEY LOOK PRETTY STYLISH!

I'M PUTTING THE WHOLE LUNDBY CATALOGUE ON MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!
I REALLY HOPE SANTA MAKES A STOP AT MY HOUSE THIS YEAR!
LAST YEAR HE GAVE ME NOTHING! JERK!!

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MIKE TYSON...

ON RAZOR RUDDOCK!
"YOU'RE SWEET. I'M GOINT TO MAKE SURE YOU KISS ME GOOD WITH THOSE BIG LIPS. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND!"

"I REALLY DIG HANNIBAL. HANNIBAL HAD REAL GUTS. HE RODE ELEPHANTS INTO CARTILAGE."

What a Lord
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WAHHHH

DEAR BLOG,
I'M SORRY I HAVE NOT UPDATED YOU IN A WHILE. I HAVE HAD THE INTENTIONS JUST NOT THE ACTIONS.
I WILL UPDATE YOU, I PROMISE!
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unlovable

To feel so unloved and unworthy to my existence here simply hurts.

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GREAT ROMANCES OF OUR TIME.

LAURENCE OLIVIER & VIVIEN LEIGH...



When Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh went to Denmark to play in the Old Vic production of Hamlet in the summer of 1937, he was thirty and she was twenty-three, and they were in love. It had all begun like this: the actress had first seen the actor posturing joyously in the 1934 production of Theatre Royal. His own bounding vitality blended with every flamboyant moustache twitch. Oliver got his first glimpse of Vivien Leigh the following year, in a play called The Mask of Virtue. The plays greatest virtue seems to have been Vivian herself. Those who saw her never forgot the impact of exquisite fragility and vivacity. She filled the stage with a beauty that stunned the mind.
The two did not meet until sometime later. She was dining with a theatre friend, John Buckmaster, at the Savoy Grill in London. Olivier was at a nearby table. Over a lobster Newburg and a glass of Les Fore ts '34 they discussed the fact that Oliver had shaved his moustache.
"What an odd little thing Larry looks without it," observed Buckmaster despairingly.
"Not in the least Johnny!" Vivien protested. She wore the hint of a French hat perched low on her forehead, and all eyes in the room were on her and she knew it and was glad. She could feel Olivier's glance and of course found him madly attractive. "With or without the moustache," she insisted to Buckmaster. He then introduced the pair that were to become the most legendary couple in theatre history.
In a whirlwind romance, the pair were married in Santa Barbara at the bungalows of San Y sidro Ranch. The justice of the peace had not been told just whom he was expected to marry. When the time arrived and they hadn't shown, the justice suggested that plenty of couples got stage fright before facing the altar.
"Somehow I don't think this couple will get stage fright," replied the best man. At that moment, the sound of a car brought them to the terrace. In the moonlight, Larry and Vivien came up the steps. "My God, it's Scarlett O'Hara! Why didn't you tell me!" exclaimed the justice.
Soon after their storybook marriage, Olivier became the king of theatre, and Vivien, more in love with him than ever, desperately fought to share his throne. Then, shortly after her second Oscar from her performance as Blanche DuBois in the fim version of Tennessee William's A streetcar named Desire(1951), Leigh began to display the signs of the mental illness that would darken her life until the end. Olivier, terrified that he might lose his hold on all he had if he allowed Vivien's illness to take over his life, began to remove himself from his life with her.
Eventually the couple were divorced, yet Leigh died with a photograph of Olivier at her bedside and despite another marriage and great career success, Olivier always carried a deep ache of pity for her and for himself, and what they once were.

-Jesse Lasky Jr.

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Je t'aime

Amour de ma vie!





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Note number One...

I love you so much that I get all teary-eyed thinking about you. I cry with joy, knowing that I have you makes me feel so special. I think I may be the luckiest young lady in the world to have you, your my everything and always will be.
You have my heart and it hurts when i'm not with you.

I love you.
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Lover

Always and forever...


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Sickness..

Being sick isn't so great at all. It's horrid!
GO AWAY GLANDULAR FEVER!
I can't even update this blog properly, thanks illness.
Someone please come look after me, please. My body is too weak to do things all on my own, this feeling isn't enjoyable.
:(
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