Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Did god create dinosaurs?

NO!


DINOAURS CREATED GOD.

le fin.

B.

what the fuck is wrong with boys?

You are a creep, clearly leave me alone.
Did you not get the picture?
Moron.

friends, life and dinosaurs eating pop rocks

Over the last couple of weeks, a lot of events in my life have made me feel like im on a constant roller coaster. It's strange how your you can actually reach inside to your brain, not literally but mentally. You can grab so many things. Lately I've had days where they're amazing, or days that aren't. They only thing that is making me smile is the people who i care about alot, who treat me with respect, just being there helps me alot. Friends are the best thing you could ask for. You can't ask for a family, you've already got one, tough luck! You can't choose family but you can your friends!
You can't ask for world peace, you can't ask for lots of things. One thing you can always ask for is a friend. They will help you, guide you, make you feel special and project an extreme happiness in your state of mind.
Who's to say that money buys happiness? Your living in a false reality. Learn to actually live, learn it! You can only hope for better days and be as positive as you can, if you stay positive, hang around positive people. You will achieve something.
Positive friends are the ones i need most. If your not positive and hopeful, I don't want a bar of your bullshit soap!

To my friends, you are the best to me, you are my world to me.
Never change, be you.

B.

Monday, July 20, 2009

monday morning

Today looks like shit! Not the average perth shit day, It actually looks terrible.
The darkness and the loud noises creeping through the door. I saw heaps of lightning this morning and last night. Lightning will never cease to amaze me, so sharp and quick. A really big eye catcher, just like clouds to me.
I hate the sound of thunder, it scares the shit out of me.
There was so much of it last night, i couldn't sleep. Now tell me why do i like mondays? Well I don't!

B.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Strange feelings, odd pictures.

Today is Sunday the 19Th, I wake from my slumber. I do not feel much at all, odd feelings and an awkward stiffness in my body. I feel like dreams may be broken, something will be broken. It always happens, everyday. Things that appear to me seem unreal, my vision is a blur, my head has a slight split. Something is missing and I haven't been able to figure it out yet.

I'm not sure how the day will end, or what will happen as of yet. Hopefully i find something, even if it's just small.

B.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Floating Minds

As I sit here on my lounge room floor pondering about nothing, with me I have a book on Erotic French Postcards (it's not just pictures), a tonne load of writing implements,old note pads, two people sleeping, my friend Valery and such.
Anyhow, my day was interesting. It started with the usual bagel and coffee and then ended up into a singing group in my kitchen, it was pretty hilarious. Later on I went to "viccy" house. We all decided on going to the casino, to have fun, try win some cash and just hoping I would get in because of red my eyes. Now I think they call it paranoia, yes that is correct, paranoid! Anyway who cares about that, can't be really bothered to be honest.

All i know is strange days are coming....

Disparaging remarks concerning ethnicity, sexuality, religion, intelligence, political ideology, or sense of ethics flow out of the mouths of all.
We all can voice our own opinion's and make our own judgements if we choose too, I tend to voice my opinion all the time!
The Jewish nature has numerous malevolent, immoral and malicious character traits.
you are a cunning, arrogant, treacherous dick!(you know who you are)
Mischief only flourishes only under lousy management!

Truth is not a pretty fiction, love kills my words.

I've lost my faith, words count to mean a million.
I'm now about to close my eyes, wish full thinking that I drift away in dreams to the most treasured and beautiful delusions.
Among dreams, I dream to be....

B.

Friday, July 17, 2009

why why why!

Why do I talk to myself?
Why do I cry to myself?
why do I have to make stupid "stash" spots and then lose everything?
Why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the face?
Why do I do these things? and many more?
who knows....

oh well, love is dead.

B.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Optical illusions

An Optical phenomenon that results in a false or deceptive visual impression.






Optical illusions are incredible, just as acts of delusions are too.


B.

Monday, July 6, 2009

There's just something about this place...





Why is it, that i can never be bothered to post something new every day?
I guess you could say it's because I'm "lazy" or really busy? personally I couldn't give a damn!

FIVE Things that I'm currently enjoying in my mediocre life:

1. Listening to my Roy Orbison records, well most of them in fact!
2. CRUM! my new electronic pet Triceratops.
3. Looking at pictures of the streets near my house, personally i think it's quite an interesting neighbourhood. We have city views, crazy neighbours who have tourette sydrome and yells abuse quite often, a lot of prostitutes and sleazy men who think any girl who walks down the street is a hooker, people who think they are fucking awesome when they're blatantly not! Stuck up old wankers and plenty more strange people with odd behaviour. I still enjoy it.
4. Changes for the better.
5. Having tonnes of bruises, ha!

FIVE Things that I'm NOT currently enjoying in my mediocre life:

1. Not having enough god damn room for all my clothes to be put away properly!
2. The casino, lets never speak of this again.
3. Running out of oats and soy milk and other foods, i need this to live! and i mean LIVE!
4. Feeling lonely, it's not that great as it sounds. Wanting to run away and not tell anyone where your going, the only thing is i really can't do it as of these so called "funds" of mine.
5. Dreams that don't come true. That hurts.


B.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Michael Joseph Jackson

Just a little something.

On March 25, 1983, he performed live on the Motown 25: Yesterday, Today, Forever television special, both with The Jackson 5 and on his own singing "Billie-Jean". Debuting his signature dance move—the moonwalk—his performances during the event were seen by 47 million viewers during its initial airing, and drew comparisons to Elvis Presley's and the The Beatles' appearances on The Ed Sullivan Show. The New York Times said, "The moonwalk that he made famous is an apt metaphor for his dance style. How does he do it? As a technician, he is a great illusionist, a genuine mime. His ability to keep one leg straight as he glides while the other bends and seems to walk requires perfect timing".

Michael was so cute when he was just a wee lad.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

My top ten favourite songs of the 1960's

The following songs, released from the following years that i love, admire and could listen to a lot.

1960. 1. The Shirelles: "Will you love me tomorrow" 2. Roy Orbison: "Only the lonely" 3. Elvis Presley": "Are you lonesome tonight"

1961. 1. Patsy Cline: "Crazy" 2 .Del Shannon: "Runaway" 3 .Ben King "Stand by me"

1962. 1. Roy Orbison: "Crying" 2.Ray Charles: "I can't stop loving you" 3. The Beatles: "Please Please Me"

1963. 1. Gerry and the Pacemakers: "You'll never walk alone" 2. Bob Dylan: "Blowin' in the wind" 3. Lesley Gore: "It's my party"

1964. 1. Diana Ross and The Supremes: "Where Did Our Love Go?" 2. The Animals: "House of the rising sun" 3. The Kinks: "You Really got me"

1965. 1. Petula Clarke: "Downtown" 2. The Rolling Stones: "(I can't get no) Satisfaction" 3. The Beatles: "Ticket to ride"

1966. 1. Diana Ross and The Supremes: "You Can't Hurry Love" 2. The Beach Boys: "Good vibrations" 3. Percy Sledge: "When a man loves a woman"

1967. 1. The Velvet Underground: "Heroin" 2. Jefferson Airplane "White Rabbit" 3. The Doors: "Light my fire"

1968. 1. Dusty Springfield: "Son of a Preacher Man" 2. Simon and Garfunkel: "Mrs Robinson" 3. Marvin Gaye: "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" 4. The Doors: "Hello, i love you"

1969. 1. The Maytals: "Pressure Drop" 2. The Velvet Underground: "Pale Bue Eyes" 3. Fleetwood Mac: "Albatross"


B.

Monday, June 22, 2009

So it's monday

Just another day of continuous jerks.t
Krispy Kreme I can't put you down.
Return to oz is playing with my mind.
I'm enjoying it i guess..
The shortest days are they best.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Equinox or Solstice?

Equinox,
noun e.qui.nox
1. Either of two points on the celestial sphere at which the ecliptic intersects the celestial equator.
2. Either of the two times during a year when the sun crosses the celestial equator and when the length of day and night are approximately equal; the vernal equinox or the autumnal equinox.


Solstice
noun sol.stice
1. Either of two times of the year when the sun is at its greatest distance from the celestial equator. The summer solstice in the Northern Hemisphere occurs about June 21, when the sun is in the zenith at the tropic of Cancer; the winter solstice occurs about December 21, when the sun is over the tropic of Capricorn. The summer solstice is the longest day of the year and the winter solstice is the shortest.
2. A highest point or culmination.

Which one would you rather enjoy?
I do want to celebrate these dates, one is coming up!
solstice.

B

Monday, June 15, 2009

Polony, Cromby and such...

There was a young gentleman probably aged around seventeen. He walked on into the service station where he had bought a Nickleback CD and a small roll of polony. The young man then walked off into the dark, dark night..........
and was never to be seen AGAIN!



hahaha polony pony.

This was a story my friend Cromby told me today, it made me laugh. He was so excited about the story, this is why I shall forever be his friend!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

HIT LIST! die, die, die

OK, so I must say if I had a "hit list" (which i may or may not already have) I would definitely put that fat, heinous, grease ball Matt Preston on it for sure, probably up the top somewhere.
He is THE WORST food critic I've seen, even though I don't bother watching television that often as I think it's ridiculous these days. Anyhow, who's to say that food isn't "fine"? You need food to live, don't complain about a splatter of sauce on your plate that has apparently ruined a perfectly fine meal. He is a complete fat moron who has to wear scarves to cover up that awful triple chin of his.
Have you ever heard a poor Ethiopian make a critical comment on food or how the way it has been cooked?
Matt Preston just shut up and die!
JERK


Some men truly do resemble swines. Gross.