KOKOMO

THE ONLY SONG IN THE WORLD THAT WILL PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE GUARANTEE! IF I'M SAD IT MAKES ME HAPPY, IF I'M HAPPY IT MAKES ME WANT TO SKIP DOWN THE STREET SCREAMING OUT KOKOMO.
THATS WHERE I WANT TO GO, TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.

THE BEACH BOYS, SO INCREDIBLE.


IF I GET A DOG ONE DAY, I SHALL NAME HIM KOKOMO.

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Lateral Thinking.

I can't get lost if I don't where I am.

B.

FINALLY BACK!

1. NEW COMPUTER
2. THE FUCKING INTERNET
3. MY MENTALITY, ALTHOUGH IT NEVER REALLY WENT ANYWHERE. JUST TO MELBOURNE I GUESS
4. TOO MUCH SPARE TIME IN CLASS (due to the lack of people who speak english as a first language i have stupid classes)
5. BACK TO COMMITTING THE LASH, FUCK YOU BITCHES AND YOU'RE HUGE GASH, YOUR CASH WON'T BUY YOU A SENSE OF REALISM. YOU'RE LIVING A LIE, YOUR'E DELUSIONAL, A WASTE OF TIME AND NOT EVEN WORTH THE COST OF A 99 CENT LIME.
6. GET SOME PEPTO BISMOL HOE!

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YES AND NO.

CURRENTLY SOME MORE USELESS SHIT I'M LIKING AND HATING.

YES YES YES!
1. CHILLI GARLIC OLIVES & PRESHAFRUIT JUICE.
2. THROWING AWAY USELESS SHIT AND GETTING BETTER SHIT.
3. SAVING CASH MONEY, EARNING MORE CASH MONEY.
4. NEW MCQUEEN.
5. 6AM YOGA, AS HECTIC AS IT IS.
6. MY CURRENT OBSESSION WITH MADMEN.
7. MORE SHOOTS, MORE EXPOSURE, YEAH MAG COVER!
8. RELOCATING TO MELBOURNE SOON (4TH OF MAY)
9. BEING ABLE TO WEAR REAL WINTER OUTFITS SOON.
10. NEW KITTENS, THEY'RE SUPER ADORABLE. EVEN MORE SO THAN THE GOLDEN GIRLS.

NO NO NO!
1. SHIT CUSTOMERS, SHIT PEOPLE WITH SHIT PROBLEMS.
2. PERTH.
3. WORK, WORK AND MORE WORK.
4. LIVING BACK WITH THE "FOLKS" OR "DEMONS" WHICH EVER YOU PREFER. I'D GO WITH DEMONS.
5. BROKEN RECORD PLAYER.
6. BEING SO BUSY I CAN'T SEE MY DARLINGS & MISSING MY LOVER.
7. AFL, ALWAYS A HATER ON THAT.
8. NOT HAVING MY OWN EMPIRE YET, SOON TO BE AND I MEAN SOON!
9. HAVING LAYBYS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DO THAT, OBVIOUSLY.
10. DIAS.

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T H I R S T Y ?

HOW ABOUT A NICE REFRESHING COLA? IT SEEMS TO ALWAYS MAKE THINGS BETTER! ENJOY THE CRISP TASTE GUZZLING DOWN YOUR THROAT, CLEAN YOUR PALATE, LET THOSE BUBBLES RUSH TO YOUR HEAD FOR THAT STRANGE SENSATION.
INTRODUCING THE NEW COCA-COLA LIGHT!

DOES KARL INSPIRE YOU, DO YOU WANT TO BE HIM? INSTEAD YOU CAN JUST DRINK HIM!
KARL-COLA & KARL FOR PRESIDENT!
ENJOY.

CRO-MAGS

TERRY'S SHIRT OF THE WEEK! GOOD SHIRT.

PEOPLE ARE SHIT.
GIVE ME A NEW ARM, OH AND MAYBE A BUNNY, PREFERABLY A WHITE LOP
THANKS.

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x

FRACTURE SIR.

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I FEEL LIKE I NEED A NEW HAND. HELP ME OUT, DO MY DISHES, FEED ME, CLEAN MY ROOM, CARRY MY HEAVY LAUNDRY TO GET WASHED, BE A GOOD FRIEND OR NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE JUST ATLEAST BE A FRIEND, GET SOME MANNERS, DON'T TALK SHIT, SUPPLY ME WITH CUTE TREATS, BE A DECENT HUMAN?
CAN YOU...
DIDN'T THINK SO!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH, FUCK YOU PERTH!

LOVE BILLIE

20/10 T O P T E N !

SO FAR....

YES!
.gin, ginger beer, lime and mint!
.Cam Diamond
.black leather
.the scent of my lover
.Alexander Wang
.Aesop
.good coffee
.amazing breakfast
.becks music box
.looking at hot babes

NO NO NO!
.ALEXANDER McQUEEN'S DEATH
.messy people and jerks
.king st cafe
.people not buying my things
.irrelevant information
.being stuck in perth longer than planned
.missing Mr Diamond
.spelling errors
.aussie hiphop
.not having expensive things i want

HURRY UP LIFE, I WANT IT TO BE AMAZING, NOT SHIT!

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L O N G L I V E M c Q U E E N !

ANALYSE THAT!
By Alexander McQueen.
“Analyse That!”… Analyse what? What are you talking about? It’s weird to say how life affects me — as this is my life — but we all have our ups and downs — the good times the not-so-good times. The good times for me are solitary - the time for me brain to take a break, have a cup of tea, and rethink and analyse the last few… “comments”… — “seasons”…? And to decide what direction me and my life should take. Maybe I should ask my life what it wants? Maybe me and my life should get to know each other. Imagine having to spend time with my life. Shit! Life can’t half complicate matters. Feeling like you’re on a road to nowhere, trying to stay on the right path and trying not to go down the wrong corridors of life, and trying to mend things thar aren’t broken — repeatedly hitting myself over and over… “must be better!”… “Got to come up with a new vision!”… “A new hologramm blah blah blah….”

Spring Summer 2010 Mens collection Alexander McQueen

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A B B E Y - L E E

SERIOUSLY, I'D HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

PHOTO BY MY FRIEND TERRY!(not actually real friends, i fucking wish)

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xo

S A N TA S A U R U S - R E X V S. ARRGGGGHH

KIDS SANTA ISN'T REAL, ALTHOUGH SANTASAURUS-REX IS A REAL SANTA LIKE DINOSAUR!
IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD OR BAD IT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS BEAST AT CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO END UP DEAD MEAT. BESIDES, IS CHRISTMAS MORE ENJOYABLE THE NEXT TIME? NO! THE OLDER YOU GET, THE WORSE IT BECOMES.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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LUNDBY

SO, LATELY ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS AMAZING DOLL HOUSE I WANT!
IT'S LIKE A MINI IKEA IN A MINI HOUSE, YOU CAN BUY GRANDPARENTS FOR YOUR HOUSE AND PLENTY MORE ACCESSORIES SUCH AS KITCHEN SETS, PETS LIKE BUNNIES IN A HUTCH, CUTE OUTDOOR SETTINGS, LIGHTS THAT ACTUALLY LIGHT UP, FURNITURE, ARTWORK AND EVEN TEENY-TINY FAMILIES AND MORE!
IT'S SO ADORABLE, A SMALL DREAM HOUSE.

COLLECTING ALL THE DIFFERENT ACCESSORIES AND MAKING MY LITTLE DREAM HOUSE PERFECT IS GOING TO BE MY NEXT BIG HOBBY I THINK!
I REALLY LIKE THE FACT THAT WHEN YOU BUY THE GRANDPARENTS FOR THIS SET THEY COME WITH GREYISH/WHITE HAIR, AND THEY LOOK PRETTY STYLISH!

I'M PUTTING THE WHOLE LUNDBY CATALOGUE ON MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST!
I REALLY HOPE SANTA MAKES A STOP AT MY HOUSE THIS YEAR!
LAST YEAR HE GAVE ME NOTHING! JERK!!

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MIKE TYSON...

ON RAZOR RUDDOCK!
"YOU'RE SWEET. I'M GOINT TO MAKE SURE YOU KISS ME GOOD WITH THOSE BIG LIPS. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND!"

"I REALLY DIG HANNIBAL. HANNIBAL HAD REAL GUTS. HE RODE ELEPHANTS INTO CARTILAGE."

What a Lord
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WAHHHH

DEAR BLOG,
I'M SORRY I HAVE NOT UPDATED YOU IN A WHILE. I HAVE HAD THE INTENTIONS JUST NOT THE ACTIONS.
I WILL UPDATE YOU, I PROMISE!
B.

unlovable

To feel so unloved and unworthy to my existence here simply hurts.

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