KIDS SANTA ISN'T REAL, ALTHOUGH SANTASAURUS-REX IS A REAL SANTA LIKE DINOSAUR!
IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD OR BAD IT DOES NOT APPLY TO THIS BEAST AT CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO END UP DEAD MEAT. BESIDES, IS CHRISTMAS MORE ENJOYABLE THE NEXT TIME? NO! THE OLDER YOU GET, THE WORSE IT BECOMES.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
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