Gun Store Wednesdays

So today, I went to Maylands gun store to see how i could get a gun.
He said I could get a riffle, a shot gun and something else. I've forgotten what the other was. Anyhow, I asked for an AK-47 and he said NO! Hahah. The man in the store told me exactly how i could go about getting a gun and went on for ages. Did he really think I was being serious? Strange character he was. Maylands has a lot of strange character figures, the old lady who picks up food scraps from other peoples plates once they've just left and then hides the "evidence" in a napkin. She did it on the sly, smart lady but just really odd.
After the gun store I went to the Scotsman and had a tonne of fun, then followed by
timezone where I cheated on some of the games to get lots of tickets so I could get useless toys and junk that I seem to treasure more than anyone! I ended up winning over 400 tickets and traded them in for a really bad imitation of barrel of monkeys, a skeleton that grows

600%

in water, temporary tattoos, a key ring shaped of the bottom jaw with teeth on it and a treasure box with a dinosaur skeleton toy inside!

The day sure was interesting.
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Jerry Lee Lewis

Goodness gracious,
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

It's Monday, yesterday i went to the Perth Nostalgia Festival presents the best Jerry Lee Lewis tribute ever! He was a legend on the piano, with incredible charisma.
There were old ladies wearing the cutest outfits, leather jackets with all the RocknRoll patches on them, bobby socks and cute shoes. Amazing cars, outrageous costumes and hair. THE DAY WAS AMAZING!
I wish i got to live in that era. The dance moves, music, everything about it was incredible, you could tell everyone was happy and loving life!
Now days, I'm not sure who quite is anymore.

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Adventures, Treasures, the Museum and such!

Just a few photo's from this week's antics! good times, good company and good wine.
I AM THE ULTIMATE!






































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Did god create dinosaurs?

NO!


DINOAURS CREATED GOD.

le fin.

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what the fuck is wrong with boys?

You are a creep, clearly leave me alone.
Did you not get the picture?
Moron.

friends, life and dinosaurs eating pop rocks

Over the last couple of weeks, a lot of events in my life have made me feel like im on a constant roller coaster. It's strange how your you can actually reach inside to your brain, not literally but mentally. You can grab so many things. Lately I've had days where they're amazing, or days that aren't. They only thing that is making me smile is the people who i care about alot, who treat me with respect, just being there helps me alot. Friends are the best thing you could ask for. You can't ask for a family, you've already got one, tough luck! You can't choose family but you can your friends!
You can't ask for world peace, you can't ask for lots of things. One thing you can always ask for is a friend. They will help you, guide you, make you feel special and project an extreme happiness in your state of mind.
Who's to say that money buys happiness? Your living in a false reality. Learn to actually live, learn it! You can only hope for better days and be as positive as you can, if you stay positive, hang around positive people. You will achieve something.
Positive friends are the ones i need most. If your not positive and hopeful, I don't want a bar of your bullshit soap!

To my friends, you are the best to me, you are my world to me.
Never change, be you.

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monday morning

Today looks like shit! Not the average perth shit day, It actually looks terrible.
The darkness and the loud noises creeping through the door. I saw heaps of lightning this morning and last night. Lightning will never cease to amaze me, so sharp and quick. A really big eye catcher, just like clouds to me.
I hate the sound of thunder, it scares the shit out of me.
There was so much of it last night, i couldn't sleep. Now tell me why do i like mondays? Well I don't!

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Strange feelings, odd pictures.

Today is Sunday the 19Th, I wake from my slumber. I do not feel much at all, odd feelings and an awkward stiffness in my body. I feel like dreams may be broken, something will be broken. It always happens, everyday. Things that appear to me seem unreal, my vision is a blur, my head has a slight split. Something is missing and I haven't been able to figure it out yet.

I'm not sure how the day will end, or what will happen as of yet. Hopefully i find something, even if it's just small.

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Floating Minds

As I sit here on my lounge room floor pondering about nothing, with me I have a book on Erotic French Postcards (it's not just pictures), a tonne load of writing implements,old note pads, two people sleeping, my friend Valery and such.
Anyhow, my day was interesting. It started with the usual bagel and coffee and then ended up into a singing group in my kitchen, it was pretty hilarious. Later on I went to "viccy" house. We all decided on going to the casino, to have fun, try win some cash and just hoping I would get in because of red my eyes. Now I think they call it paranoia, yes that is correct, paranoid! Anyway who cares about that, can't be really bothered to be honest.

All i know is strange days are coming....

Disparaging remarks concerning ethnicity, sexuality, religion, intelligence, political ideology, or sense of ethics flow out of the mouths of all.
We all can voice our own opinion's and make our own judgements if we choose too, I tend to voice my opinion all the time!
The Jewish nature has numerous malevolent, immoral and malicious character traits.
you are a cunning, arrogant, treacherous dick!(you know who you are)
Mischief only flourishes only under lousy management!

Truth is not a pretty fiction, love kills my words.

I've lost my faith, words count to mean a million.
I'm now about to close my eyes, wish full thinking that I drift away in dreams to the most treasured and beautiful delusions.
Among dreams, I dream to be....

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why why why!

Why do I talk to myself?
Why do I cry to myself?
why do I have to make stupid "stash" spots and then lose everything?
Why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the face?
Why do I do these things? and many more?
who knows....

oh well, love is dead.

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Optical illusions

An Optical phenomenon that results in a false or deceptive visual impression.






Optical illusions are incredible, just as acts of delusions are too.


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There's just something about this place...

Why is it, that i can never be bothered to post something new every day?
I guess you could say it's because I'm "lazy" or really busy? personally I couldn't give a damn!

FIVE Things that I'm currently enjoying in my mediocre life:

1. Listening to my Roy Orbison records, well most of them in fact!
2. CRUM! my new electronic pet Triceratops.
3. Looking at pictures of the streets near my house, personally i think it's quite an interesting neighbourhood. We have city views, crazy neighbours who have tourette sydrome and yells abuse quite often, a lot of prostitutes and sleazy men who think any girl who walks down the street is a hooker, people who think they are fucking awesome when they're blatantly not! Stuck up old wankers and plenty more strange people with odd behaviour. I still enjoy it.
4. Changes for the better.
5. Having tonnes of bruises, ha!

FIVE Things that I'm NOT currently enjoying in my mediocre life:

1. Not having enough god damn room for all my clothes to be put away properly!
2. The casino, lets never speak of this again.
3. Running out of oats and soy milk and other foods, i need this to live! and i mean LIVE!
4. Feeling lonely, it's not that great as it sounds. Wanting to run away and not tell anyone where your going, the only thing is i really can't do it as of these so called "funds" of mine.
5. Dreams that don't come true. That hurts.


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